I wanted to make something really fun out of the Retro Halloween dies from Tim Holtz and Sizzix, so I made Crackers and Noisemakers. These were simple makes and I really enjoyed the process.
Here is a video walk-through/tutorial for these Halloween Crackers and Noisemakers. I hope you enjoy the explanation.
Halloween Jokes (These are typically really bad jokes, but that's the fun of it!)
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts!
Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits!
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.
Q: Why did the ghost get a ticket on Halloween?
A: It didn’t have a haunting license.
Q: What's a ghost's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
Q: Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
A: Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Q: Do you know any skeleton jokes?
A: Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
Q: What kind of art do skeletons like?
A: Skulltures
Q: Why was the jack-o'-lantern scared?
A: Because it had no guts
Q: What's a pumpkin's favorite Western?
A: The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly
Q: How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!
Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans
Q: What do ghosts with poor eyesight wear?
A: Spook-tacles.
Q: What do you call the ghost who lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor
Q: How do ghosts like their coffee?
A: Dark with extra scream
Q: How do monsters search the internet?
A: They use Ghoulgle
Q: What was the ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
Q: How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
A: The bony express
Q: How do French skeletons greet one another?
A: Bonejour
Q: Where do skeletons eat when they visit the mall?
A: Cinnabone.
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